Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover up the rookie actor’s blockbuster bulge.
According to the British tabloid The Sun, Warner Bros. is concerned with the size of actor Brandon Routh's cod-piece in the new Superman film. I know that there was much discussion during pre-production as to the size of Superman's package, but that was seemingly all settled.
An insider said last night: “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.” Okay, its not Queer As Folk and Superman Returns WILL NOT be the gay superhero movie. It's only 2006, lets not get ahead of ourselves here.
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